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Another one of those guys who leaves without paying the large debt owed to the people of Chile caught off guard, catching off guard the selfless spy of Güiquilics Patagonia, who, as a diligent professional, is always attentive to “open sources”, so he could not avoid the copious vomit of praise for the deceased that emerged from all the screens and speakers.
Wow, what a treat these fiuras got! He called himself our spy, while in vain he tried to find an opinion that even came close to the image that the deceased gave until the day before; In the end his stomach turned and when he saw a beautiful communist standing guard of honor next to the drawer, he had to go to the bathroom. After this episode and due to understandable mental and gastrointestinal health needs, our tireless spy left for the top of the port, in search of his acquaintances from the famous group “Aguanta Marisol”, to gather a different opinion.
Below our dedicated spy faithfully transcribes what was expressed by the girls from the town:
Roate the sky Sebastian
Archbishop Chomalí’s reflections in the capital’s most traditional cathedral focus on a message of hope for the future, as he sees how leaders from the entire political class pay their respects to the deceased. From his family to his detractors, they speak of the death of the former president as an opportunity to unite the country and highlight their distance from the extremes to prioritize dialogue. Boric, meanwhile, spoke of criticism beyond what was fair, describing him as a democrat from the first moment and confessing that O’Higgins’ chair forced him to measure the management of his predecessor with a new parameter. The bitter enemies of the left and right, it seems that they are not so bitter and on these occasions they remember their relationships, their vacations together in the south and their university days.
One of them died, an important one who was still snoring loudly, a serious contender, a representative of his class, the political arm (we will omit the easy joke) of the business class, from the PC to Republicans regret the departure of one of them . Today the atrocities of his regime, the unscrupulous actions in his business career, his insatiable political ambition, his shameless use of the State and his well-positioned contacts, take a backseat. These nuances are dispersed with a clear purpose. It is not about decorum or decency, with little subtlety the right tries to dispute its voters before the body arrives in Santiago, however the instruction is transversal and unquestionable, ranks must be closed. Rarely can class inequality and segregation be so evident, it rubs us in the face so much.
A group of them died tragically. If in the peripheral neighborhoods a bandit dies in a stolen high-end car, he is dismissed as such, to impose fear and respect. Their choro did it in his helicopter, on his pseudo-private lake. At narco wakes they have fireworks and shoot in the air. They command military delegations in Prussian-inspired uniforms and walk around with their high-caliber rifles and decorative swords, showing off their power. In the town the goats go live on Instagram, they close the street and stop traffic. Today they have us with official transmission, they decree national mourning, suspend charity events and transform the city for them. Because the more than 100 deaths in the 5th region and the thousands without shelter due to the fires are not sufficient reason to share the screen.
The business cartel lost a boss and his green hitmen mourn him. One who declared a war regardless of the crazy bullets, who unscrupulously escalated among his peers with the doctrine of calling out whoever was next to or in front, one who amassed his fortune with financial speculation and privileged information. One of their bosses died and the large town that is Chile must know and feel it. They want to paint what happened in Lago Ranco as a tragic accident, when we know well that it was a mere settling of accounts.
Very hard, huh?!
Renato Alvarado Vidal
From the busy docks of Chinquihue, February 10, 2024.